Make history! Shake history! Fake history! And break history! Arm yourself with George Washington’s False Teeth and Archimedes’ Screw. Whack your foes with the Philosopher’s Stone and a precious Ming Vase. And what foes! Cleopatra and her Pet Ro, Lucrezia Borgia, with Monkeys, and even Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow, aided by Huns, Goths, and Vandals!